Nothing We Can Say, A Total Eclipse Of The … OK, Enough Of That!


Oh hey! Obviously there was this one thing in the news a lot today, so …

And

And

And

Yep, that was an eclipse story too. The rest AREN’T.


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Here were your tabs:

Chapter 22 of The Split!

This is some sad, frightening garbage.

And so is this:

And so is this:

And this is just hilarious:

And those are your Monday Eclipse Day stories!

Tomorrow back with stories that don’t even have eclipses in them. COINCIDENCE?

We think not.

See you Tuesday!


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