WASHINGTON—Recoiling in horror as the shirtless 26-year-old man stood hunched over the kitchen counter, all 340 million Americans shuddered Monday at the wet sounds of a local roommate eating eggs. “Oh my God, how can one man eat so many eggs, and do it so loudly?” said resident Jeff Stentson, adding that he and the…
Nation Shudders At Wet Sound Of Roommate Eating Eggs
