As we mentioned, we, your Wonkette Signs and Wonders Reporter, are at [REDACTED] in Arkansas, square in the middle of totality, which means we’ll be watching the eclipse, but not with our BARE EYES, DONALD TRUMP.
But anyway, where we are, full totality hits around 1:50 Central time; what phase of whatnot hits for you and when depends on where you are.
Watch this handy NASA tracker to find out about it!
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